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Three Little Pigs- by Green Jelly Why don't you sit right back, and I, I may tell you a tale. A tale of 3 little pigs and a...big...BAD... WOLF! Well, the first little piggy, well, he was kinda hick, He spent most of his days just a-dreamin' of the city, And then one day, he bought a guitar, He moved to Hollywood to become a star, But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city, Built his house outta straw, what a pity, Then one day, jammin' on some chords, Along came the wolf, knockin' on his door. ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.'' ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.'' ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.'' ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.'' ''Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huffin' and a-puffin' and I'll blow your house in!'' Well, the second little piggy, well, he was kinda stokin', Spent most of his days just-a ganja smokin', Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach, Gettin' paid money for religious speech, Built his shelter from what he garbage picked, Mostly made up of old cans and sticks, Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley, Along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley. ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.'' ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.'' ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.'' ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.'' ''Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huffin' and a-puffin' and I'll blow your house in!'' Well, the third piggy was a grade A student, His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent, Earned his Master's Degree from Harvard College, Built his house from his architect knowledge, A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills, Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills, Then one day came the old house masher, The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher, ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.'' ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.'' ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.'' ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.'' ''Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huffin' and a-puffin' and I'll blow your house in!'' Well, the big bad wolf, well, he huffed and he puffed all that he could, And low and behold the little piggy's house stood, ''It's made out of concrete,'' the little piggy shouted, The wolf just frowned as he pouted, So they called 9-11, like any piggy would, They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could, Rambo: Yo, wolf face, I'm your worst nightmare! Your ass is mine! Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see, And that's the end of story for you and me, But still give a listen, you just may, Hear the big wolf and little piggies say, ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.'' ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.'' ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.'' ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.'' ''Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huff and puff and blow your house in. Huffin' and a-puffin' and I'll blow your house in!'' And the moral of the story is that bands with no talent Can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show.
	Spit It out- by Slipknot Since you never gave a damn in the first place, Maybe it's time you had the tables turned Cuz in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved And the verdict is guilty... Man nearly killed me Steppin' where you fear to tread Stop, drop and roll - you were DEAD FROM THE GIT-GO! BIG MOUTH FUCKER - STUPID COCKSUCKER Are you scared of me now? Then you're dumber than I thought Always is and never was Foundation made of piss and vinegar Step to me, I'll smear ya -Think I fear ya? BULLSHIT! Just another dumb punk chompin' at this tit Is there any way to break through the noise? Was it something that I said that got you bent? Gotta be that way if you want it Sanity, Literal Profanity HIT ME! SPIT - IT OUT All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out SPIT - IT OUT All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out Maybe it's the way you gotta spread a lotta rumour fodder Keepin' all your little spies and leavin' when you realize Step up, fairy I guess it's time to bury your ass with the chrome Straight to the dome You heard me right, bitch, I didn't stutter If you know what's good - just shut up and beg, brother Backstab - Don't you know who you're dissin'? Side swipe - THE ASS THAT YOU'RE KISSIN'! BIGITY BIGITY-BITCH BOY, HALFWAY HOUSER don't hear shit cuz it keeps gettin' louder Come on... and get a face full o' tactic lippin' off hard, goin' home in a basket You got no pull, no power, no NOTHIN' Now you start shit? Well, ain't that somethin'? Payoffs don't protect... and you can hide if you want But I'LL FIND YOU - Comin' up behind you! SPIT - IT OUT All you wanna do is shut me down All I wanna do is stamp you out SPIT - IT OUT All you wanna do is shut me down All I wanna do is stamp you out 'Bout time I set this record straight All the needlenose punchin' is makin' me irate Sick o' my bitchin' fallin' on deaf ears Where YOU gonna be in the next five years? The crew and all the fools, and all the politics Get your lips ready, gonna gag, gonna make you sick You got DICK when they passed out the good stuff Bam - are you sick of me? GOOD ENOUGH - HAD ENOUGH FUCK ME! I'm all out of enemies! 7x FUCK ME! I'm all out of enemas! SPIT - IT OUT All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out SPIT - IT OUT All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is spit you out SPIT 4x SPIT IT OUT

	There is- by Boxcar Racer This vacation's useless these white pills aren't kind I've given alot of thought on this 13 hour drive I've missed the grinding concrete where we sat past 8 or 9 and slowly finished lapping in the glow of our headlights i've given alot of thought to the nights we used to have the days have come and gone our lives went by so fast i faintly remember breathing on your bedroom floor where i layed and told you but you swear you loved me more. Do you care if I dont know what to say will you sleep tonight or will you think of me will i shake this off pretend its all ok that theres someone out there who feels just like me there Is those notes you wrote me I've kept them all i've given alot of thought of how to write you back this fall with every single letter in every single word there will be a hidden message about a boy that loves a girl Do you care if I dont know what to say will you sleep tonight or will you think of me will i shake this off pretend its all ok that theres someone out there who feels just like me there Is Do you care if I dont know what to say will you sleep tonight or will you think of me will i shake this off pretend its all ok that theres someone out there who feels just like me Do you care if I dont know what to say will you sleep tonight or will you think of me will i shake this off pretend its all ok that theres someone out there who feels just like me there Is.

	What's my age again- By Blink 182 I took her out It was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right we started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops And your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when your 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell is caller ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when your 23 And you still act like you're in Freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? That's about the time that she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously with many years ahead to fall in line why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? What's my age again?
TAKE OFF, YOUR PANTS, AND JACKET